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I Sincerely Hope That The Horrible Stories I Heard About What Goes On In Prison Are Exaggerated.
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I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in
prison are exaggerated.
-- Homer to Krusty, "Krusty Gets Busted"
Related:
Krusty, I'm man enough to admit I was wrong and I'm sorry I fingered you in court.
I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated....
Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
-- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
-- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
!" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
-- Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha! Homer: [gags] Krusty
What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!...
And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
-- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.
' -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.
Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ....