Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in
racketeering and extortion.
Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool. But now
I learned that crime doesn't pay.
Tony: Yeah, you're right. [leaves in his expensive limo, complete with
pretty woman]
-- Do as I say... "Bart the Murderer"
Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna
as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie
Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...