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Krusty: [humming The Marseillaise] Um, Could You Direct Me To President Francois Mitterand's Table?
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Krusty: [humming the Marseillaise] Um, could you direct me to
President Francois Mitterand's table?
Waitress: You think you're funny?
Krusty: Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong!
-- You wanna bet? "Like Father, Like Clown"
Related:
Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track....
a rap at the door in the `Shave and a Haircut' rhythm, with horn honks and Krusty's laugh in place of `Two Bits'.
] Homer: You think it's him? -- Waiting for Krusty, "Like Father, Like Clow...
Waitress: And for you, sir? Rabbi K: Ah, let's see.
I want a nice sandwich. But the Joey Bishop, eh, too fatty....
Bart: Krusty, are you all right? Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my.
.. my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?...
Tony: Krusty, with regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race -- Krusty
Aw, come on, let -- how about letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?...
Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
The plot of this episode is the Rabbi disowning his son (Krusty the Clown) because he became an entertainer rather than becoming a Rabbi....
Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
Milhouse: A hundred! Bart: Consider it done. -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi....