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Moe's Tavern, Where The Peanut Bowl Is Freshened Hourly.
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Moe's Tavern, where the peanut bowl is freshened hourly.
-- Moe answers the phone, "Lisa the Greek"
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Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern, home of the Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular!
Barney: [surveying the buffet table] Whoa! Baloney!...
Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch....
Bart: [dialing the phone] A little pre-dinner entertainment.
Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is Oliver there?...
Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again! Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe...
Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....
Homer: You think we should bet against them? Lisa: I'd bet my entire college fund on it.
Homer: You got it. [to phone] Moe, twenty-three dollars on New York! -- "Lisa the Greek...
Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check.
[calls] Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss....