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Look Dad, I Made A Modern Studio Apartment For My Malibu Stacy Doll.
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Look Dad, I made a modern studio apartment for my Malibu Stacy doll.
[shows a neatly furnished shoebox]
This is the kitchen, this is where she prints her weekly feminist
newsletter...
-- Lisa's latest triumph, "Lisa the Greek"
Related:
Look around you, Malibu Stacy. All this was bought with dirty money.
Your penthouse, your Alfa Romeo, your collagen injection clinic....
Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
Lisa: Oh, Dad! You must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!
Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers....
Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Ba...
Daughter: Dad? Kent: Uh huh? Daughter: My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy.
Do a newscast about her. Kent: Ho ho, please, honey, Daddy's job is to bring people important news....
Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design and a dream....
But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name, you have a responsibility.
I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it....
Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us. Lisa
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy says?...