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• Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
  [takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...
• Homer: Oh, violin guy! [strolling violinist approaches] [tucks some money in the violinist's pocket] [to Lisa] What's your favorite song?
  Lisa: The Broken Neck Blues. Homer: [to violinist] Play on....
• Waiter: Hello, I'm Marco, I'll be your waiter. Home
  Hello, I'm Homer, I'll be your customer. [Homer, Bart, and Lisa chuckle] Waite...
• at the airport, sees a chauffeur holding a sign that reads, `SIMPSON'] Look, Marge, that guy has the same last name we do!
  -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.
  Lisa's Pony...
• Lisa: Mom, could you bring me more O.J.? Bart: Mom, could you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphine?
  -- Marge tends to an ill family, "Marge in Chai...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
  Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....
• Homer: I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for.
  Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford &l...