Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Sideshow Bob: You Can't Take My Emmy! Prison Guard
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
The Simpsons
Sideshow Bob: You can't take my Emmy!
Prison Guard: Hey, you know the rules. Awards for excellence in
entertainment are contraband. No Emmys, no Oscars, not
even a Golden Globe.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Related:
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
-- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Now for the highlight of the evening, Best Film-to-Video Transfer.
-- Krusty hosts the Daytime Emmys, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
This wedding is spinning out of control. Can we really afford it?
I've already run through eight of the ten dollars they gave me when I left prison....
Just don't drop that thing in the shower, Bob!
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
My best-laid plans have gang agley!
-- Sideshow Bob, poetic to the end, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...