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• Martin: So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr.
  A. J. P. Martin. Ms. K: [applauding] Oh, brilliant, Martin, brilliant!...
• Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for [turning bitter] every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans.
  .. [calms down] I will now show a short sex-education film....
• Bart: Hey, Samantha, I'm sorry about getting you thrown in the penguin house.
  Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian [School]....
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs K: Bart!
  Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class....
• Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students.
  Other principals try to unload problem cases that way....
• Bart: I demand a recount! Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin.
  Two for Martin. Would you like another recount?...
• She's faking it. -- Ms.
  Krabappel shows the class a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Ms. K: Children, I know this is highly irregular, but for the rest of the uh day, Martin will be teaching this class.
  Martin: I will? But I wouldn't know where to begin....
• Mr.Stanky: Samantha, you're my little girl, and sometimes my imagination runs away with me.
  Just, just tell me what happened. Samantha: Well, Milhouse and I....