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Homer: Wait A Minute, Is This A Religious Thing? Krusty
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Homer: Wait a minute, is this a religious thing?
Krusty: A religious
think, yes.
-- Krusty collects for the Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns,
"Homer the Heretic"
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