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Homer: Behold Mighty Caesar! [sheet Catches On A Nail] In All His Glory!
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Homer: Behold mighty Caesar! [sheet catches on a nail] In all his
glory! [kids laugh at the Emperor's new clothes] D'oh!
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Related:
Bart: Hey Homer, where's your present? Homer: D'oh!
I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you a present....
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
KZMB, All Zombie Radio. Grrrrrrrrrr! -- "Treehouse of Horror III
Marge: [interrupting] Homer, did you barricade the door?
Homer: Why? Oh, the Zombies.. No. [the back door collapses inward] Family...
Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh! kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice try, Mr....
Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
[a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
Alien 1: It seems the earthlings won. Alien 2: Did they?
That board with a nail in it may have defeated us....