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Quimby: The, Aw, Zombies That Plagued Our Town Are Now Just Corpses Rotting In Our Streets.
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Quimby: The, aw, Zombies that plagued our town are now just corpses
rotting in our streets.
Crowd: [cheers]
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
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[sighs] [notices zombies] Bart! You cast the wrong spell -- ZOMBIES!...
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Bart: [English accent] Stupid party, wish we were trick or treat'n.
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Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr.
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