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Alien1: The Zombies Have The Earthlings On The Run.
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Alien1: The zombies have the Earthlings on the run.
Alien2: Soon the human race will wither and fold. Like the
Earth plums we've seen on the Observe-a-scope.
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Related:
Marge: Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.
Bart: [zombie-like] Shhhhh... T V. Homer: [zombie-like] MAN....
Bart: Chapter 8; Let's talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you'll become a zombie.
You must walk the earth, feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken....
Lisa: [staring at SB1's grave-marker] It's not working.
[sighs] [notices zombies] Bart! You cast the wrong spell -- ZOMBIES!...
Marge: [interrupting] Homer, did you barricade the door?
Homer: Why? Oh, the Zombies.. No. [the back door collapses inward] Family...
Quimby: The, aw, Zombies that plagued our town are now just corpses rotting in our streets.
Crowd: [cheers] -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Ned: Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal....
Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it!...
Alien 1: It seems the earthlings won. Alien 2: Did they?
That board with a nail in it may have defeated us....
People of earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!
-- The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...