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• Marge Simpson : Resume : : Homemake
  1980 to present \> -- It's my job, and I'll apply if I want to, "Marge Gets a Job...
• Bart, to avoid this test, you've had smallpox, the bends, and that unfortunate bout of Tourette's syndrome.
  -- Mrs. Krabappel, "Marge Gets a Job...
• When my father got out of the Navy, he cursed a blue streak.
  It nearly cost him his job as a baby photographer....
• Stampy butts another elephant] Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
  Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?...
• If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice
  if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. -- Bill Vaugha...
• Hostess: Let's hear it for the newest members of the Fleet-A-Pita franchise!
  [Patti LaBelle's "New Attitude" plays, as the members walk through a Fleet-A-Pita paper wall] Maude!...
• Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
  Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
• I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, Tibor.
  I never thought it'd be my own wife. -- Homer Simpson Marge Gets A Job...
• They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot.
  Boy I'd like to smack that kid. -- Homer Simpson Bart Gets Famou...