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She'll Go 300 Hectares On A Single Tank Of Kerosene.
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She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
-- Crazy Vlaclav tries to sell Homer a car, "Mr. Plow"
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Not as low as my low, low prices! Mr. Plow...
I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
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It may be on a lousy channel, but The Simpsons are on TV!
-- Homer proudly introduces his television debut, "Mr. Plow...
I've got two words for you: Mellow out, man. -- Homer Simpson, "Mr. Plow
Pregnancy begins with a single sell.
My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
-- Truth in advertising, in Homer's TV commercial as... "Mr. Plow...