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• Nick: Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera. PA
  Doctor Riviera, Doctor Nick Riviera. Please report to the coroner immediately!...
• Nick: Hi, everybody! Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick! Nick: If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!
  One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me!...
• Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this! -- Dr.
  Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
  [the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• Nick: I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what?
  [removes surgical mask] And where? Lisa: [from the amphitheatre] Hey!...
• Doctor: [on TV] ...and then, you make the incision below the collarbone.
  [splurt] Nick: Oh, no. Blood!...
• Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
  Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
• Don't worry. You won't feel a thing. [exhibiting a swirling mechanical device] Till I jam this down your throat!
  -- Nick Riviera, "The Springfield File...