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• Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
  Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....
• Marge: We're too late! Cobb: I <shouldn't> have stopped for that haircut.
  Sorry. -- Cut, too, the quick, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter! Wiggum
  Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Quimby: You don't scare me....
• I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
  Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
• Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?
  Lyle Lanley: I could answer that question for you, but you and I would be the only ones here who would understand the answer....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [into microphone] Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson.
  My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over....
• Apu: What do I do now? I have been drummed out of my profession.
  I'm a disgrace! Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter....