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• Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?
  Lyle Lanley: I could answer that question for you, but you and I would be the only ones here who would understand the answer....
• MONO = ONE RAIL = RAIL -- Lesson at the Lanley Institute of Monorail Conducting, "Marge vs.
  he Monorail...
• Lanley: Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?
  Man: I am. And she is. -- Why they're still writing for the Springfield Shopper, "Marge vs....
• True or false? You can get mono from riding the monorail.
  -- A difficult question on the MCATs (Monorail Conductors Aptitude Test), "Marge vs....
• Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
  Lisa: Don't you mean <three> million dollars?...
• Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? -- Homer Simpson Marge vs. the Monorail
• Donuts. Is there anything they do? -- Homer, "Marge vs. the Monorail
• Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
  Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
  Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....