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• Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?
  Lyle Lanley: I could answer that question for you, but you and I would be the only ones here who would understand the answer....
• MONO = ONE RAIL = RAIL -- Lesson at the Lanley Institute of Monorail Conducting, "Marge vs.
  he Monorail...
• You there, eating the paste. -- Lyle Lanley calls on a student in Lisa's class, "Marge vs.
  he Monorail...
• Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
  Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....
• Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter! Wiggum
  Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Quimby: You don't scare me....
• Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]
  We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu-- Crowd...
• If the GOOD die young, I wonder why I am still here.
• Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything? Lisa: Not yet, sir.
  Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for bait?...
• Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything? Lisa: Not yet, sir.
  Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for bait?...