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• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Barney: Aw, we should've just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.
  Moe: Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn. -- "Homer's Phobia...
• Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
  Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you....
• Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
  Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson....
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Smithers: Uh, hello. You got a "Help Wanted" sign on the window?
  Moe: Yeah, I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery....
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...