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• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants.
  They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language....
• Hey, they're going nuts, like in those nature films!
  -- Barney, National Geographic subscriber for life, "Homer's Phobia...
• Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
  Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe....
• Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
  Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....
• Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
  Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....