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I'll Never Watch An Awards Show Again. -- Bart Simpson, "The Fro
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I'll never watch an awards show again.
-- Bart Simpson, "The Front"
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Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...