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• I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
  -- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...
• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
• Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly" and "Here Comes the Metric System!
  -- "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave, And Save!
  -- "Marge Gets a Job...
• Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as `Cry, Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'!
  But today I'd like to tell you about a pleasant-tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth!...
• I love old Chappers. Don't you, Captain? Unfortunately, no.
  I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck....
• Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to have a very crowded schedule.
  This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartende...
• Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "The Boatjacking of Supership 79" and "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms".
  Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network, your chance to own a piece of Itchy and Scratchy, the toontown twosome beloved by everyone -- even cynical members of Generation X!...
• Troy: Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
  You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecracke...