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Apu: It May Not Be Glamorous, But It's Good, Honest Work.
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Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good, honest work.
Woman: How much is this quart of milk?
Apu: Twelve dollars.
-- The best policy, "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
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Apu: [introducing himself] Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Nigel
Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais....
Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
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Everett Koop. Poo poo pa-doop. Apu: This is worse than your song about Mr....
Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp. Apu: That's $1.
85. Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please. Apu...
Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Apu, and I would get together and sing, and the crowds went wild!
[Scene shows roses and underwear getting thrown on stage] Barney...
Woods: Apu! Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
How I've missed you! I mean -- I think I'm dying. -- "Homer and Apu...
Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need to apologize, Apu...