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• Brich Barlow [on the radio; a Rush Limbaugh imitation]
  My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here, railroaded by our liberal justice system, just like [reads lists] Colonel Oliver North, officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Joe Camel....
• Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. Lisa: I have a plan.
  I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water] You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent....
• Marge: [hearing radio] Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial.
  Lisa, you _know_ I don't like controversy in this house....
• Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
  To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
• Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
  [points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God....
• Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on this year's field trip.
  Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is?...
• Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names. Ba
  How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign....
• Bart: Don't worry, Stampy. I won't let Homer sell you to that ivory dealer.
  You and I are going to run away together. We'll keep to the back roads and make our way south....
• Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.
  Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning....