President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public
relations at a local Washington DC nursing home.

The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a
little old man who doesn't seem to notice him.

Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do
you know who I am?"

The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you
go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."