There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many
of them are Bush supporters.

Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked
by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny
says, "I'm not a Bush supporter."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why
he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry
supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says,
"What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what
would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."