Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes
over and asks what they will be having.

Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."

The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought
that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!"

She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the
president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."