A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning.
George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service
workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box.

The little boy said, "Republicans."

The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, "Atta
boy!"

A few weeks later Bush was jogging again, this time with Dick Cheney
in tow. Bush stopped at the boy's house, winked at Dick and said, "Hey
kid, what kind of pupies are in the box?"

The boy said, "Democracts"

Bush looked crushed, saying, "What happened? A few weeks ago they were
Republicans!"

The boy said, "Well, the puppies opened their eyes."