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Hello Friends,
My name is Harry L. Gipedo and I live in a small home in Lieton,
Goergia. My young son, Woody, has an extremely rare physical condition
called Fibulitus Pinnochiosteolis. This simply means that he has
inflamation and severe elongation of the nose. The poor child's nose is
now five inches in length and if the doctors cannot find a cure and do
surgery, it will continue to grow. This causes problems with his
breathing, sneezing, smelling, sports, snorting, kissing girls, going
through small doors, not to mention the emotional harassment of other
children. It all started when he began forwarding emails full of
untruths to everyone he knew.
A wealthy billionaire in Los Vagas has founded a charitable organization
called "The International Beakus Interruptus Foundation" for the
purpose of helping young people with this problem and funding research
to find a cure. She has pledged to donate $5000.00 for every email of
this that gets forwarded. This is being tracked by new email
technology developed in 1889 by the MacroSoft Corporation, who has also
promised to donate free trips to Dizney World for everyone who forwards
this.
If you have a heart and love children, Please, Please help my child by
forwarding this.
Thank you,
Harry Legg Gipedo
P.S. This is NOT A HOAX! It is a message to help educate about the
dangers of nasal exxagerations and other conditions caused by
perpetuating lies. You may receive forwards often asking you to help
sick children, etc., most of which are as absurd as this one, though
perhaps not so obvious. A quick easy internet search should be done to
verify if it is legitimate before forwarding it to friends. The poor,
sick child that you will help by forwarding this is your friends and
yourself!
David A. Walton
http://www.VanGoFaux.com