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• Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
  The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?...
• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• Tower: "Alpha Charlie, climb to 4000 ft for noise abatement" AC
  "How can I possibly be creating excess noise at 2000 ft?...
• ODD SIGNS FROM ENGLAND 1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines.
  Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out....
• Scenario: Crystal clear CAVU moonless night, following the northern shore of Lake Ontario back from Hamilton to Toronto.
  I wanted to get fairly high to get the carpet-of-lights effect for my passenger....
• Many* commercial aircraft are stacked up waiting for approach to O'Hare Int'l, ATC has inflicted numerous delays, and some planes are already 1-2 hours late.
  The WX is good, it's just that there is a traffic bottleneck somewhere....
• Direct from the ABS convention at IWS (West Houston, TX)
  On arrival day for the ABS convention, an FAA Flight Check aircraft showed up to flight check the instrument approaches at IWS....
• Letter to the Bank Manager Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
  By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it....
• The tower was having some difficulty working a student pilot in the pattern and it finally came down to thi
  TOWER - 95 Delta, do you read the tower? 95D - 675, sir TOWER - 95 Delta, Say Again 95D - I think it is 675....