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371 Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers....
372 Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced.
373 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: Divorced.
374. A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up....
375. Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week....
376. Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!...
377. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
378 Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
379. Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That'...
380. Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections? A: A wine and cheese party!

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