College Light Bulb Jokes

How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
How many Wellesley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
The whole student body--girls can't do anything right....
How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....
How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U....
How many Duke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket....
How many Kenyon students does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, I couldn't find the campus....
How many Williams students does it take to change a lightbulb?
The whole student body--when you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do....
How many Tufts students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as an Ivy League student....
How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it....