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  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
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  If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently....
• I gotta bad feeling about this...
• Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
• Look, Ma! I gotta MACRO!
• Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
  Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off....
• Ya gotta feel sorry for all them convicts in New Hampshire, stampin' out license plates that say "Live free or Die.
  -- ???...