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Fake A Heart Attack. When Your Roommate Gets The Paramedics To Come, Pretend Nothing Happened.
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Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
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Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH HUMANS 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU!
Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets....
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Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets....
When you love in your heart, magic happens!!
Imagine for a moment if the computer revolution had occoured a decade or so sooner.
With all the power and chaos of the 60's, it's not to hard to go further and pretend that Computer Nerds Could Have Controlled Network Programming....
Come home from class with a bucket of plaster of paris.
Paint a section of the ceiling with it, and plaster your roommates underwear to the stuff....