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• By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
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• "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
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• Four women were sitting around talking. First woman says, &quo
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• quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now.
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