15> "He snapped my bra like a Concord taking off, and I was
unhooked for love."
14> "Yes, she was a woman who had once been a man, but she still
knew how to flutter her eyelashes as well as those other
hussies."
13> "The heaving waves on the vast, ink-black ocean sent a salty
spray over the proud bow of the three-masted ship, leaving
beads of water on the exposed alabaster skin above the bodice
of the tall, raven-haired woman who stood sobbing on the deck,
her salty tears mixing with the storm-tossed sea."
12> "Scarlet's hair was as red as my persistent canker sore."
11> "Nicolette let the silk blouse fall from her shoulders, wrapped
her left leg around John and deftly cut some cheese."
10> "Robert was new at this prison thing, and he felt frightened
and confused. But the moment he laid eyes on #472825994, he
became a prisoner of love."
9> "Sam liked to hump."
8> "Though flanked by two swarthy state troopers, Paula found her
gaze drawn to the chubby saxophonist."
7> "It was a dark and horny night."
6> "Gentle cascades of vermilion poured over Daphne's heaving,
lily-white bosom. 'Call 911, Scooby,' she breathed."
5> "His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion."
4> "'Miss Savannah, is there room for both of us in that hoop
skirt?' Chandler mocked with a slight bow and a sweep of his
top hat."
3> "Within minutes of their meeting, Representatives Beth
(D-Florida) and Eric (R-Montana) lumbered into the bedroom
where soon the unmistakable sounds of wet, naked bodies
engaged in a sexual congress were heard."
2> "He smelled of pork. Rotting pork, in fact, and lots of it."
and the Number 1 Bad Romance Novel Opening Line...
1> "Omaha Beach, 0800 Hours: reinforcements from 2nd Panzer
Korps arrive, their well-muscled young torsos glistening
with man-dew."
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