Signs That MTV Is Getting Old 16> Shaky Camera Work More An Accident Than An Artistic Choice.

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Signs that MTV is Getting Old

16> Shaky camera work more an accident than an artistic choice.

15> "Remember the 80's?" becoming less of a rhetorical question
every year.

14> Newest VJ? Abe Vigoda

13> Tabitha Soren's latest "hot flashes" ain't from MTV News.

12> Anna Nicole Smith seen wandering around Kurt Loder's trailer.

11> Rap Artist of the Year: MC Dole

10> "The Grind" now consists of 70% waltzing and 30% people with
broken hips being carried off on stretchers.

9> On MTV "Unplugged", new host Jack Kervorkian decides each week
which aging rock star to remove from life support.

8> Signature MTV rocket no longer launches without 15 minutes of
manual manipulation.

7> "Singled Out" replaced by "Widowed Out."

6> "Real World - Miami Beach" -- Eight crotchety senior citizens
share a condominium.

5> Getting harder and harder to tell the difference between Martha
Quinn and Colin Quinn.

4> Tabitha Soren begins each report by resting her breasts on the
desk in front of her.

3> On tonight's "Road Rules:" Edwin drives the '72 Dodge wagon
too slow in the left hand lane taking the gang to the Early
Bird special at the local Hojos.

2> Newest All-Girl Alternative Band: Joan of AARP


and the Number 1 Sign that MTV is Getting Old...


1> "Oy! MTV Complains!"


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