Signs Of Trouble On The Fleetwood Mac Tour 15> Stevie Nicks's Shawl Now Used For Warmth, Not Fashion.

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Signs of Trouble on the Fleetwood Mac Tour

15> Stevie Nicks's shawl now used for warmth, not fashion.

14> The Clintons leave early, feigning illness.

13> Mick Fleetwood no longer just looks like a dirty old man,
he IS a dirty old man.

12> Rehearsal time scarce, between AA meetings, tarot readings,
attorney consultations & the search for the perfect bon bon.

11> Stevie taking Thanksgiving Day off to appear in Macy's
parade this year.

10> Security thugs get out of hand after downing a case of
Metamucil.

9> Distinct possibility of WonderBra collapse threatens nearby
homes.

8> Confused seniors in audience keep yelling for "Hotel
California."

7> Half the audience believes that Stevie Nicks has been replaced
by Sally Struthers.

6> More trailer trucks carrying beauty aids than musical
equipment.

5> Harvey Fierstein filling in for Stevie more and more
frequently.

4> Irony of "Fleetwood Mac Tour - Sold Out" T-shirts lost on aging
boomer fans.

3> After age 40, the "cute hippy chick" look mysteriously changes
into the "nutty bag lady" look.

2> Stevie's twirls, coupled with her bladder problem, leave the
front row wetter than at a Gallagher concert.


and the Number 1 Sign of Trouble on the Fleetwood Mac Tour...


1> "Tusk" now refers to Christine McVie's stubborn nose hair.



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