The Top 15 Signs You're Attending A Bad Law School 15> Materials Needed For Torts 101 Include A Baking Sheet And Apron.

The Top 15 Signs You're Attending A Bad Law School 15> Materials Needed For Torts 101 Include A Baking Sheet And Apron.

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The Top 15 Signs You're Attending a Bad Law School

15> Materials needed for Torts 101 include a baking sheet and
apron.

14> Morely Safer and his camera crew are on campus more often than
you are.

13> If you last the entire eight weeks, Sally Struthers personally
signs your diploma.

12> Admission test, found on back of a matchbook, requires you to
draw Marcia Clark's briefs.

11> Faculty recruited from the exercise yard.

10> The Dean once failed to get James Earl Jones acquitted on a
charge that he "talks like a sissy."

9> Professors always accept 5th Amendment as an excuse for not
turning in homework.

8> Every question answered with, "You can't handle the truth!"

7> Two words: Dean Wapner

6> Three hours a day of chasing a little metal ambulance around a
dog track.

5> In mock trials, the judge always sentences you to a spanking.

4> Today's lecture: "Fight for Your Right to Party," by visiting
professor Adam "The King AdRock" Horovitz.

3> Your roommate is on a "John Gotti Scholarship."

2> Can't see the blackboard over Axel Rose's hair.

and the Number 1 Sign You're Attending a Bad Law School...

1> The white wigs and black robes may be a tradition, but there's
no explaining the lipstick, garter belts, and high heels.

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