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The Top 16 Surprises in the New "Captain Kangaroo" Show

16> Photo of Mr. Rogers on the dart board.

15> After his trip to Sweden, Mr. Greenjeans is now Ms. Jean
Greene.

14> Demoted to Corporal Kangaroo after sexual harassment
accusations.

13> Captain loses dorky haircut, now sports dorky dreadlocks.

12> New character, "Mr. CandyinmyJeans."

11> Strung-out Bunny Rabbit finally loses it and Uzi's the entire
Treasure House.

10> Moustache and red jacket replaced by goatee and flannel shirt.

9> Season opener: Lambchop picks a nursing home.

8> Mister Moose's ping pong balls replaced with bowling balls and
the Captain is relentlessly pounded through the floorboards.

7> The only thing the Captain has in his pouch is a chubby.

6> Hunting season moved up four months after Dancing Bear displays
his macarena skills.

5> Pamela Anderson Lee debuts as the "Roo Time Gal."

4> Grandfather Clock announces engagement to Anna Nicole Smith.

3> Out: Mr. Greenjeans. In: Master Black Leather Chaps.

2> Show's new motto: "50% less creepy than Mr. Rogers's
Neighborhood!"


and the Number 1 Surprise in the New "Captain Kangaroo" Show...


1> Bunny Rabbit accidentally becomes an entree during a guest
appearance by Wolfgang Puck.


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