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Who do you put a baby in the blender feet first? So you can watch it's expression.
do shovel(snow) while (driveway_not_clear)
BEING BLACK When I was born.........
....I was black. When I grow up........
AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED. ------------------------------------------------------------ During the Vietnam war the government did a study on which ethnic group was most often killed.
The President was shocked at finding that blacks were being killed so much more often.
He asked Westmoreland why this was....
How do you make a dead baby float?........... 1 scoop dead baby 2 scoops ice cream
Why is a Newfie's piss yellow? So that he knows if he is coming or going.
Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
"Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!...
Jeez if you love honku

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