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A fate worse than death: To be married alive
Four women were sitting around talking. First woman says, &quo
My son, he wears a black skull cap and black cossack....
Why don't kids fight for custody of parents?
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb, and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1:None of your damn business! A2:50. 50? Yeah, 50! It's in the contract....
Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three...
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Both of them.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to change the bulb and one not to change it....
Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Billions and billions.

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