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quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
" "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
Not tonight, Chekov, I have an earache.
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I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
A dentist was obsessed by dental floss! His obsession was so great that he bought a roan horse to help him gather floss for his growing collection.
Another dentist became even more compulsive and stol...
A stolen roan gathers no floss!
Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates....
Ditto this one: "There are two sides to every divorce, mine and shitheads.&quo
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
What's gross? Running over a baby. What's grosser than gross?
Skidding on it. What's grossest of all? Peeling him off the tire....

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