Funny Jokes

Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three: One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare....
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready....
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb....
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 100....
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in, and the other to say "Fabulous!&quo...
Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....