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As Ensigns in the Navy, Bill and Bob were assigned to the detail that goes to the parents' house to break the sad news, in this case that a son had been killed at sea in a plane crash.
Bill was very u...
My comm port + Your comm port = wakawaka
What are you smiling about?
What's for dinner ? Meatloaf What about the vegitables ? The're not home from school ye
Ronnie is now selling Contra-ceptives A rope went into a bar where a sign prominently displayed proclaimed &quo
NO ROPES SERVED". "Can't you read the sign? It says 'NO ROPES SERVED',&quo...
aid the beertender. Dejected, the rope went home and put on a disguise--dark glasses, heavy overcoat, mussy hair.
Back to the bar he went. "Hey, I know you, you were in here before. You're a...
Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
Practice safe hex, type in surgical gloves.
I was watching Wizard of Oz the other day.. and it occured to me that there was some major glitches in it.
Who in their right mind who keep a bucket of the stuff that meltys them "Just layi...
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal....

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