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PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI.
You have minor influence over your associates and people resent your flaunting of you...
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.
You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice....
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and work like hell....
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little....
CANCER (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off....
LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader.
Oth think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies....
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love....
LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent....
SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics....
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optinistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck since you lack talent....

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