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Time to upgrade A 486 TOWER SYSTEM (and earlier and other kinds) IF YOU STILL USE IT AND/OR YOU'RE TRYING TO GET THE BOSS TO UPGRADE 1.
Successfully think it is a faster unit by slowing down YO...
Stay out of the dorms On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules.
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so to...
You Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo/raccoon that it was possible....
Libraries A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.
' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...
Top Ten Things Overheard During Bob Dole's Visit to New York City 10.
I've loved New York ever since I helped buy it from the Indians" 9....
Top Ten Rejected Summer Olympic Events 0. The Marge Schott-put 9.
Hide the javelin 8. Tackle the French guy 7. Speed blinking 6....
25 Snappy Comebacks to the age old question "Why aren't you married yet?
1. You haven't asked yet. 2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life....
Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
Taglines: WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW What are you doing?
!? The message is over,GO AWAY! What can you do for me?...
The Top 15 Least Useful Technologies of the Future 15> ASCII IMAX theaters 14> ChocoAlchemy -- converts "Yoo Hoo" to "Nestle's Quik" 13> "Mr.
Scratchy" Self-Adjusting Cup for Major Le...

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