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• Q: In court: A: At the time you first saw Dr. Smith, had you seen him prior to that time?
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
• Idiot Olympic Questions Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and answers supplied where appropriate.
  Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?...
• Setting: A courtroom. Defense attorney questioning a robbery victim.
  Defense Attorney: Mr. Smith, you were held up at gunpoint on the corner of Fifth Avenue and Main Street on August 7th, is that correct?...
• JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
  A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor.
  After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we've found a cure for them...