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• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  - None. Soon they'll glow in the dark!...
• How many Iraquis does it take to change a light bulb?
  - Nobody knows, they all stand around and threaten it and call it names....
• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  - Two. One to screw it in, and one to screw it up....
• Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None; assholes never see the light anyway....
• Q:" How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there....
• 385. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One.
• Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's not funny!
• Q:" How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" A fish.