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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
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  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
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• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
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